That's Assault, Brothah

Today was a big day in the NFL Offseason. The Winter/Spring Champions the Washington Redskins continue their trend of overspending and not holding the Lombardi Trophy. Albert Haynesworth received the largest contract for a defensive player ever, getting 7 years $100 millions ($41 guaranteed). Has anyone else done their homework? This guys hasn't started 16 games his whole career, and has only appeared in all 16 his rookie year. Granted he's been a beast the last two season, but let's not forget that this guy shouldn't even be in the league. HE STOMPED ON A MAN'S HEAD! Remember American History X? It was like that except half as graphic. If he was in the real world he would be serving a jail sentence.

In other big NFL news longtime Eagle Brian Dawkins is headed to the Broncos, and Bart Scott is now a B-R-T-S, Bretts, Bretts, Bretts... I mean Jet.There was also some shake up when literally out of nowhere Kellen Winslow was shipped to Tampa for some 'undisclosed draft picks'. Personal problems aside, he's still a helluva tight end now on a team with no quarterback.
Other big name free agents not to move today are TJ Hoosyourmomma (Championship) and after his wish to be released Marvin Harrison. My best guess is that the Eagles will make a pretty hard bid for both of these guys, Housh is a great receiver and someone that McNabb needs. I see Marvin going there too, not only was he college teammates with Donovan, but Philly also where he lives and registers his guns.