Yesterday Professional Quarterback (and Professional Stud) Tom Brady got married to long time girlfriend Gisele Bunchden. What the fuck was The Golden Boy thinking? If I'm not mistaken, he could just walk into a bar and every chick in there would be ready to jump his bones. Not only that, but he might have the most potent sperm in the bigs. He knocked up two of his girlfriends in the same year, his sperm is boasting a higher completion percentage than he does. At that rate, conservatively by the year 2015 he could field an entire football team of Brady's. This is every man's fantasy, how has this not been a dream of his since getting in the league? The team would essentially be like lining up against 11 football robots. I can see it now, him making 5 of his sons just eat their weight in meatballs to make them linemen... they'd be unstoppable (unless someone went for the knees... to soon?).
I guess in all fairness though, with the Golden Boy tied up, it sure as hell makes bagging kitty a lot easier for regular guys. I'm gonna be frank here too, I'm never going to blame a guy for putting this on lock down.
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