So New! Musings From this Week in the Bad Girls Club

It's Tuesday, 9 pm, I'm wearing a stolen Calgary Flames jersey and my companion is a Caffeine Free Diet Coke... it must be time for Bad Girl's Club. Although it's a Mortal Sin to admit, I missed last week's BGC so luckily Oxygen alleviated my pains by showing last week's explosive episode at 8. There was some stiff competition for the BGC this week as well, both Black to the Future and the latest episode of From G's to Gents was also running at the same time, luckily my love for the drama on Oxygen can not be rivaled.
One of the more common themes in this season of the BGC is The Amber's vs. The Fab 5 - which thus far has been a bout on par with Ali - Frazier II. It's just ridiculous, the Amber's continue to talk behind people's backs and make constant snide remarks that inevitably start fights. Amber M. has really become Queen Cunt, she's essentially the Stevie Wonder of lies and manipulation - if you say you have a favorite Amber M. fight - you're lying because they're all gold.
The other story that's been irking me as far as the BGC is the place of Ailea in the mix. Is she a 'Bad Girl' because she's banging some 40... I mean 60 year old man? Because there are plenty of old ladies that would then be the Baddest Bitches on the Planet. She's also become more consistent than Teddy Ballgame when it comes to fighting etiquette. Every time something breaks out (which is about twice an episode... it's really become more reliable than gravity) she decides to become a bad girl by not acting until the violence is finished then start to yell while being held back after the fact. How did she make the cut? On the other hand of this fight talk is Tiffany who has been laying down more beats than Afrika Bombaataa. She's built like a linebacker and rocking Marb Reds like they're going out of style. Who are these chicks in the club going, 'Hey, see that chick over there? No... Ray Lewis in the dress that's burning dirt, let's go starts something.'
Anywho, back to Ailea - this week she's finally done something that is deserving of the title Bad Girl. This week she decided to throw Gramps temporarily to the curb and take Fadoodle (thanks Trace)... I mean Fazil home for the night. I'm gonna be honest Ailea - the Amber's have been taking guys home like catching the Clap is the new hottest fad - it's episode 10 and you're finally taking some sausage home, you still have some work to do.
Pretty great week (seeing as I got a double dose) and next week it looks like the Club is heading to some porn premiere then to Costa Rica where... as expected... a fight breaks out inside the Club. Translation: next week is going to be rawer than JJ Hardy... well maybe not because JJ Hardy is Raw as Hell.