Monday, February 23, 2009

To, Melissa... Marisa Tomei

Dear Academy,
What the fuck were you thinking? It's bad enough to give Slumdog Millionaire Best Picture, but why screw Mickey Rourke? His speech accepting the Independent Spirit Award for Best Actor alone should've taken him home the gold. I mean the man gives a shout out to Eric Roberts... Eric Fucking Roberts, then continues through a badass cuss filled ramble in which he forgets everyone's names. Posted below is the video evidence.
Signed, Mickey Rourke's Publicist

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