Nice going around banging random Mexican guys has come back to bite Sarah in the ass. Her and Noah ‘Broke Up’… naturally I put Broke Up in quotations because they weren’t even going out, yet Noah acts like his wife of 16 years is running away with his best friend. She was not feeling the strain as much because in the next scene she’s on a boat and her and Amber B. decide to flash another boat just because they’re whores. Another unintentional comedy moment happened on this boat as well – because it was one of their last nights together they naturally decided to take slutty pictures of each other while on a boat while Emo music plays in the background.
Later in the episode Tiffany’s ‘Brother’ came out to the house and visit the NFL Linebacker, and shit got real. All Amber M. talked about was how excited she was to ‘bounce up on it’, and as he showed up and went to her bedroom the relationship quickly went sour. As Amber M. slowly nestled her head between his legs and right on top of his penis, Amber M. feels that she was inappropriately touched at some point. She brought this up to Tiff at the last supper and a fight ensued. The best part of this is the professional cooks awkwardly hanging out in the background listening to this cat fight. In the middle of this all they cut to commercials and showed one for the BGC Reunion show... and I went from 6 to Midnight. But I digress, another great thing is the Bad Girls Club yoga pants that the girls are wearing - Tiffany’s say ‘Cranky’, and Amber M.’s say ‘Classy’ – Amber’s are lying. They somewhat make up and because they’re Bad Girls they decided to trash the mansion like they’re the USA Hockey Team. And just because Oxygen hates me they showed one last quick episode of The Amber Show. God, The Amber Show makes me want to kill an infant. And now this season is over… or is it? Coming up next is the Reunion Show.The reunion show is hosted by Perez Hilton, which although I had reservations about – ended up being pretty good as a host. Within 5 minutes of the start of the show shit got real. Who would have guess that the e-mail questions to Amber M. of ‘were there every times when you wanted to leave the house?’ would have sparked such a great fight between Amber M. and Tiffany. The best is Sarah pipes in for a while, then said ‘A bad girl never apologizes’, God, this is fucking awesome!
The top two shocks of the night so far are
1. Whitney has been on-air for more than 5 minutes and has not dropped that she’s from Bahstan.
2. Perez Hilton just dropped the word ‘Barf’.
Kayla comes out and almost without missing a step she gets in a fight with Ashley – note: a girl she’s never met – and once again shit got real. Just from Kayla alone Compton sounds scary, not the nice place that NWA came straight outta.I hate the fact that Amber M. won the fan favorite voted, God Damnit I hate her. Nice that Perez and Oxygen have brought all the boys back, Greg, Noah and Fadoodle and basically threw Ailea under the bus for being the hooker she was. Right in the middle of Perez calling the girls out for slutting around Sarah drops yet another gem with, ‘Everyone gets a little slutty in Cancun’… perfect.
Another big two shocks of the night
3. Boston might not even be from Boston
4. Ashley is now celibate… what the fuck? I think my head just exploded.
So now Bad Girls Club season 3 is over, we’ve had some laughs, some cries, and just been all around appalled that there are people like this who actually exist in the world. G’s to Gents is starting too, I’m really going to need some bad reality television to hold me off for BGC Season 4.
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