I'd Let Him Do Things to My Swimsuit Area

We all know and love Bob Uecker. In fact when I talk about him to people I feel a lot like Dennis Hopper talking about Colonel Kurtz in Apocalypse Now, 'He's like a God, man!' Interesting side note to that - great Dennis Hopper is listed as 'Photo Journalist' according to imdb.com in that movie. Anywho, anyone who has grown up loving the Brewers knows the soothing sound of Bob Uecker's voice. And anyone who has listened to him consistently knows that he's down right hilarious, and so I figure I'd post a few stories told about Bob Uecker from two of the funniest people alive right now - Norm MacDonald and Artie Lange (but let's be honest, Artie doesn't have much time left).